Who Wins? Trillion Lions vs the Sun?
Okay, not too hard to comprehend this one. There is an obvious choice. Most people would think you’re an idiot if you don’t pick the sun, right? But let’s look at all the possibilities here.
***“You’re dumb. No life can function without the sun.” Have a little bit of creativity and imagination.***
First off, a trillion is a lot. I mean, a million is a lot. And a billion is 1,000 million. And a trillion is 1,000 billion. Literally, one million million is a trillion. That’s a lot of jungle cats to equip an army of.
So now that we know how many it truly is, let’s look at the possible approaches here. Now, the thing with the sun is it really just has one move: being a massive ball of flaming fury. The legion of lions knows what to expect. They’re gonna lose literally at least a billion soldiers. Yet, as I promptly pointed out, that’d literally be one-thousandth of their army. Their next biggest strength is strategy.
I think the general thought is just using the power of numbers and just trying to take down the sun as a whole. But I did a little bit of research and think I found the perfect strategy for the cats. Let’s dive in.
As you can see above the average life expectancy of a lion is 15 years. So 15 x a trillion is obviously 15 trillion, right. But look at this.
Yeah, if you don’t wanna read that it essentially says the sun will die off or whatever in about 5 billion years. Last time I checked 15 trillion is greater than 5 billion. By a lot. So here’s the strategy: play the waiting game. Every 15 years we send up another brave warrior to chill. And boom. After 5 billion years, we’d still have a massive army of cats waiting to pounce on the coward sun.
So there ya have it, trillion lions would smoke the sun.
Winner: Lions.
This is obviously not serious and you’re a moron if you think this isn’t satirical and a joke. I wrote this for no reason whatsoever.
