Weekly Mock: Rivalry Week: Mock #5
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December 2nd, 2022
- Houston Texans: Bryce Young, QB, Alabama
- Chalk
2. Carolina Panthers: Michael Penix Jr, QB, Washington
- Dude went crazy throwing for over 480 yards on only 25 completions
- Averaged almost 20 yd/completion!!
3. Seattle Seahawks (via DEN): Jalen Carter, DT, Georgia
- Chalk
4. Chicago Bears: Will Anderson, DE, Alabama
- Chalk
5. Pittsburgh Steelers: Paris Johnson Jr, OT, Ohio State
- Chalk — this just makes too much sense
- Something about Ohio St and Steelers goes together
6. Las Vegas Raiders: Hendon Hooker, QB, Tennessee
- He deserves to be first round and Derek Carr isn’t the answer
7. Detroit Lions: Michael Mayer, TE, Notre Dame
- Chalk
- Gotta replace Hockenson
8. Philadelphia Eagles (via NO): A skill player (automatic bust)
- Eagles are frauds
9. Detroit Lions (via LAR): Frank Gore Jr, RB, Southern Miss
- How cool would this be
- Put up 199 yards on the ground, tank
10. Jacksonville Jaguars: O’Cyrus Torrence, G, Florida
- Best interior guard in the draft, very consistent (Kind of chalk)
- Jacksonville loves staying close and picking Gators
11. Houston Texans (via CLE): JuanCarlos Santana, WR, Tulsa
- Wow talk about an all-time name
- Imagine if this guy becomes a star, that’d be electric
- 170 yards on only 6 catches!!!!
12. Atlanta Falcons: Peter Skoronski, OT, Northwestern
- Chalk
13. Arizona Cardinals: Any DB from Washington
- Chalk
14. Indianapolis Colts: Will Levis, QB, Kentucky
- This just makes sense, everyone is putting this here
- Be funny for Colts to miss again on QB
15. Green Bay Packers: Joey Porter Jr, CB, Penn State
- Chalk
- Gonna be the top CB taken
16. New England Patriots: Cam Smith, CB, South Carolina
- Chalk
17. Washington Commanders: DeWayne McBride, RB, UAB
- Dude has a really cool name and he went crazy with 272 yard game
18. Los Angeles Chargers: Myles Murphy, DE, Clemson
- Chalk
19. Seattle Seahawks: Christian Gonzalez, CB, Oregon
- Chalk
- Making his way up the boards
20. Tennessee Titans: Andre Carter II, LB, Army
- This guy and Mike Vrabel, I mean cmon, it just makes sense
- (Kind of chalk)
21. Cincinnati Bengals: Kelee Ringo, CB, Georgia
- Chalk
22. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Clark Phillips, CB, Utah
- Dude is a dog
23. New York Jets: Max Duggan, QB, TCU
- Absolutely destroyed my Cyclones ( :/ )
- Deserves to be here tho
24. New York Giants: Tory Taylor, P, Iowa
- Keeping it again
25. Denver Broncos: (via MIA/SF): Drew Sanders, LB, Arkansas
- Chalk
26. Baltimore Ravens: Quentin Johnson, WR, TCU
- Chalk
- Colors would look cool
27. Minnesota Vikings: Kirk Cousins Extension — doesn’t matter
- Kirk is trash
28. Philadelphia Eagles: Jalen Reagor, WR, TCU
- Got ’em again
29. Kansas City Chiefs: Jack Campbell, LB, Iowa
- Gross NFL team via grosser college team
30. Buffalo Bills: JL Skinner, S, Boise State
- Cool name, alright player
31. Dallas Cowboys: Will McDonald IV, LB, Iowa State
- Future HOFer
